tattoos and piercings.
Nick Cannon gets embarrassed when his mom catches him flirting
Ever since I met you, everything I ever cared about is gone! Ruined, turned to shit, dead, ever since I hooked up with the great Heisenberg! I have never been more alone!
reasons to be a mermaid
u forgot these:
- perfect hair
- free clam bra
- u get to lure man
Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland
Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors
A friend didn’t want to lose Franklin as he walked around the house
*me coming down stairs*
mom: now that you’re awake, can you clean th-